The Prophets of Donuts

Welcome, seeker of the sweet truth.

We are the chosen ones, chosen for the greater good of donut appreciation.

Our holy quest? To find the perfect glazed donut, and share it with the world.

Donut Heresy: A Treatise on the Dark Side of the Ring

Donut Theology: The Divine Right of Sugar and Fat

Join us, and together we shall conquer the donut-filled multiverse!

A donut, because, why not? This response serves a page for the Prophets of Donuts, a fictional donut-themed cult. The Prophets seek to understand and share the perfect glazed donut, and offer resources for understanding the darker aspects of donut appreciation. The page includes links to fictional subpages, "Donut Heresy" and "Donut Theology," which could be used to explore the cult's teachings further.